Happy Hour: I love you- SIKE!

Good evening y'all! I am very exhausted and just came up with tonight's story while I was watching a ballet with a couple of new friends! (GUYS I DID IT. I MADE FRIENDS.) Today's story is not super crazy, because I do not feel like explaining my life at this hour. Today has been super long, it was one of those days that caffeine does not caffeinate you, it just makes your heart race faster.

My professor let our class out early so ME specifically could grab a coffee. NOTHING WORKED.

BUT I AM PERFECTLY OKAY WITH THAT.

Now, on with tonight's Happy Hour Story!

Has anybody ever said those eight letters and three words or you have been told those three words? No, not the amazing three words of "I have Food", I am talking about, "I Love You."

This Situation is specifically about someone telling you "I love You" and they meant it, or so, they thought they did and YOU. DID. NOT. KNOW. HOW. TO. RESPOND.

AND YOU REPLY WITH SOMETHING RIDICULOUS.

(I have a strong argument, Audrey Hepburn DOES NOT say 'Thanks' in this scene, she just looks disturbed and gets up to use the Powder Room).

WELL.

A majority of us can say someone said "I love you" on the first date! And if you don't say it back, it's practically the end of the world.

Now, my handsome Boyfriend, Jarred, the first time he said "I Love You", I replied with "Thank You." Now, I did not know him enough at the time to express such feelings, also, I was caught off guard with such words of admiration. Of course, now it is common for us to repeat that powerful phrase.

When I was dating in my younger years, around the age 14 or 15, two of my ex's told me "I love you", one said it on the first date, that did not end up so well. Dear God, he was so childish. My previous ex, he said "I love you" to me all the time, I knew he loved me then. But I am not the one for him. I would always appreciate his sweet words, but they were too much for me at the time.

I never said "I love you" to anyone, but Jarred. That is truly fantastic, I do not throw those words around.

When I was 9, I was at the mall with my friend's. We saw a gorgeous young woman in her late 20's casually walking. Suddenly, a hysterical older man jumped in front of the lady and screamed "YOU MAY NOT KNOW ME, BUT, I LOVE YOU, WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

DUDE.

She looked so horrified, I don't remember much after that, since my friends and I ran across the mall, afraid.

That is it for tonight's happy hour story, look forward to next week's/month's happy hour stories! It will be the Night Of The Living Dead, AKA: an entire month of horror and spookingly haunted stories that happened to me! Until next time, take care and avoid people who don't say "I have food" or "I love you" AND MEAN IT.

-CO